one time when i was in 4th grade i had 14 girlfriends at one time and if you don’t think that is pimping please get out
ok but how many girlfriends do you have now?
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!
WHO HASN’T BEEN FUNNY SINCE TWO-THOUSAND THREE?
"what kind of spanish are you?"
"you’re latinx and you dont know spanish???"
"you’re [insert latinx nationality here]? so you’re spanish, right?"
someone tell me a joke
2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters
british people are so fucking cute
they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’
they called sweaters ‘jumpers’
sneakers are ‘trainers’
they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’
fuck off you condescending twat
Most British sentence I’ve ever heard